JUST KIDDING, YOU'RE GOING TO HELL!!
I've been really busy with the whole finishing up my classes so I can graduate and working bit. But I had to sit down and write about this whole "doom doom dooooooomsday" thing that's been going on lately. According to religious crazies (and just plain crazies), the world is going to officially end Tomorrow, Saturday May 21,2011.
On a much lighter note I'd just like to say if that is to happen I will be SO pissed. I worked my ass off for the past year trying to finish school and the world is gonna end a week before I graduate! The rapture can take that 'the world is ending' crap and stick it up its holy arse. It's not one of those things you should take lightly though. In my experience of Karma the 'boy who cried wolf' syndrome is still pretty prevalent. This would actually be an opportune time for the world to end; kind of a sock it to you moment for all you sinners out there.
I read an article on the VillageVoice Blog site and was kinda like really? Parents are telling their children "You're not going to heaven?" Aww, that sux. What I find most purplexing is who came up with May 21, 2011? Was it that same guy who said the world was going to end in 1994? or how about the Y2K nuts who thought technology would be our end (though as far as I'm concern it will be...or those damn dirty apes!). Either way you have believers and you have naysayers, which is a fact of life.
So what happens if I wake up on Sunday and nothing happened? Well I'm going to be pretty relieved to get to graduate before the world ends in 2012 (accomplishment achieved!). I will also like to hear the next crazy speculation on when the world is going to end. That being said, why do people feel the need to tell the world that the world is going to end? Believe me, I think we will know when it happens or we won't, because it already happened lol. Either way it's a waste of time. Even if you think you are 'safe' and are on your way to heaven you can't save anyone! They had their whole lives to straighten up. Only Catholics can say a few prayers and get off squeaky clean before tomorrow, and that's not even a given if they end up being the wrong religion (suck it Pope).
Don't you have something better to do other than pass out pamphlets and scaring little children? Well NO, the world is ending!(just a answer I thought would probably come up if I asked). I hope people are not quiting their jobs and telling their secret crushes they love them, because they gonna be maaaaaaaddd come Sunday.
Oh, and technically i'ts not the end end, its the beginning of the end. You know, when all the good guys go up and all the bad guys are stuck here and for like five months we gotta deal with a lot of heavy shit man.
In short, what the hell am I suppose to do about the world ending? Better yet what the fudge can I do about. Nodda. I'm not so cocky that I can say I know for a fact nothings going to happen. You see, Karma is a real bitch to me. She will prove me wrong just because I said that. Then again, I won't be saying: IT'S GONNA HAPPEN!!! OH THE HUMANITY!!!! because how the hell should I know? I'm no Milton Bradley, I'm just playing the game. The destiny of the world is so far removed from the realm of our imagination, that it is futile to even try and comprehend it (Well at least it is when it comes to Republicans and Global Warming). Leave the premonitions to Ms. Cleo.
Ciao baby (maybe forever. DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUN!)
